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re: Attack of the Tighty Whities

I was a cold night on the planet of Nar Shaddar. Rubex Smikabik, a Kushiban Republic trooper was patrolling the allies. Reports had been heard of a mysterious figure attack children and stealing their Force Fudge Brownies. The Saints of the Old Republic could not handle this so they sent out Rubex.

"This is the most weirdest Job I've ever been on" Rubex said to himself, "Oh wait, their is that time when I..."

Rubex was interrupted by a series of clanks in the distance. Rubex went to investigate. He slowly crept up to the corner of a building. He held his breath and drew his gun and lept round the corner. As he did so a krayt dragon lept on to his face.

"AHHHH!!! GET IT OFF!!! GET IT OFF!!!" Rubex shouted. Rubex had bad experiences with krayt dragons as a youngling....

*FLASH BACK*

A young Rubex is eating some Togruta Yogurt. A Krayt dragon comes from around the corner, leaps on to Rubex's lap and eats his yogurt and then accidentaly hits Rubex in the face with its tail. From that day Rubex strongly disliked krayt dragons.

*FLASH FORWARD (to the present day before the flash becak if you don't know what it means)

Rubex grabbed the dragon by the tail and flung it against a wall. Don't worry, the dragon wasn't hurt...much.

Rubex continued on his quest. He came round a corner where he saw the shadow of a strange figure that matched the discription of the Brownie theif. Triangular and very small. The shadow came from the light...

TO BE CONTINUED

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A being emerged from the shadows. A being that Rubex had never seen before. It was small and triangular. It was covered in pokadots. It had two arms and two legs, two eyes, one nose and a mouth. Rubex saw chocolate around the beings mouth.

"In the name of the Galactic Republic and the Saints of the Republic you are under arrest for the thef of Force Fudge Brownies, what ever you say or do might be held against you at the Jedi council" Rubex said

"Num Num, Brownies, where?" the strange being replied, then ran off. Rubex ran after it. Rubex still did not know what species of alien this was but he swore that he had seen it before.

The thing came to a dead end in the allies.

"Got you now" said Rubex...

Suddenly the creature did a super dooper triple back flip and jumped straight over Rubex's head and ran off.

Once again Rubex followed.

When Rubex caught up with the creature it was standing at a Force Fudge Brownie stand ordering some brownies. The Creature then ate the brownies and then Quadrupled in size. It then ate the whole stand thus tripling it's current quadrupled size. Rubex then spotted what appeared to be a tag on the back of the creature that read 'Property of Rubex Smikabik'. Rubex suddenly realised what this creature was... It was his underpants!!!

*FLASH BACK*

Rubex's underpants were dirty so he decided to wash them. He went to the laundry where someone had left some sort of green goo.

"Looks like a cleaning product" said Rubex

Thus Rubex cleaned his undies in the goo. Then the camera pans down and reveals a sign that reads 'WARNING!! UBERLY RADIO-ACTIVE!!! DO NOT WASH YOUR UNDERPANTS IN THIS GOO!!!"

*FLASH FORWARD TO CURRENT TIME*

Rubex's now giant undies headed towards the main city. Rubex must stop it before it's to late and this story becomes anymore lamer.

Tune in next time for more complete lameness and lack of story telling abilities.

To Be Continued...


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